Sagittarius: that people will see through their confidence, that they will be trapped or tied down, that they are disliked. Capricorn: that they are wrong, that they cannot control any situation, that they are weak minded or stupid. Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn, Cancer texting each other back and forth for more than two solid years while each one still waiting for the other person to open up first. Aries: the hero sent to boarding school as a child against their will to acquire an education. Taurus: the lady who wanders corridors in a nightgown holding a candle.
Cancer: the monster who is feared by society, but is truly gentle and only wants love. Leo: the mysterious gentleman who appears unexpectedly. Virgo: the blonde young woman confined to her room by a stern family. Libra: the hardworking orphan who rises in social status. Scorpio: the Byronic hero, constantly almost doing the right thing. Sagittarius: the loving parent who dies of tuberculosis early on. Capricorn: the gardener who says mysterious and unsettling things.
Aquarius: the woman who can see ghosts. Pisces: the detective who suspects some sort of supernatural element may be at play.
Because they go through the same things or experienced some of these things and can relate easily. They are such passionate and dedicated people. Focused, intense and giving. They make it so easy to admire them for why they do and achieve. Like everything they say, touch or do means something and is calculated carefully and planned.
How honest, fair and hard working they are. I just love them with my whole being. With lots of mental energy here, cappy moons are often quite humorous with a more dark, dry, and sarcastic sense of humor and their words are often direct, to the point, and maybe even a little witty. Just remember that being overly rational can cut yourself off from the bigger and more open minded picture. Capricorn mars: Represented by the goat, Capricorn in mars takes full charge in order to climb to new heights. Cap mars are often goal oriented, ambitious, and secure driven which ultimately is what leads to their success.
A Capricorn Venus likes to take things at their own pace. A relationship to a Capricorn Venus is like an investment. Capricorn Jupiter: When the planet of expansion falls in the sign of time it can be quite indicative of a rather slow, gradual, and life long accomplishment.
Capricorn Uranus: When the sign of tradition and structure falls in the planet of change and rebellion it can cause quite an interesting energy! These individuals will likely utilize the lessons learned within the past in order to create change for the future. Capricorn Neptune: These individuals will often use their rationality in order to bring their ideas to life. Traditionally Neptune holds a sense of imagination and creativity but with Capricorn here, this placement becomes more logic based. Be kind to your soul; it has come a very long way.
Be kind to your body; the vehicle of your soul. The universe would be oh so incomplete without you, my love. Originally posted by multifandom-gabi. Hey everyone good to be back! Before I start please remember that you can also check your moon and rising signs as well!
You feel bound to someone who makes you happy. This week you will begin a new chapter with this person who you have been contemplating on speaking your truth to because this is something you desire. If not, now is the time.
This week you are you to be in control and keep your guard up as you begin a new opportunity that you were fantasizing about. You had a rebirth with a soulmate that has you filled with joy. This week as you feel balanced you will be collaborating with people about tactics and strategies that you will be prepared for, you will be successful in this competition. Someone was being sneaky and ended things in a betrayal but you still managed to be strong. You are going to move towards other choices, you have different roads you can take when you start your new adventure.
You have been feeling great and keeping your plans on the down low. You have been having anxieties about your future because you want to change your life. A new opportunity that you were insecure about before is going to have you actually able to start a new venture. Someone from your past will come around and you will have your guard up when they do but you will end up having your happy ending. You will be manifesting you wish to come true because you may be feeling a little powerless.
Strength will find you and you will start this new beginning by speaking your mind. You had some sort of breakthrough that allowed you to gain strength and start manifesting. You are determined to stay balanced while you take action in a situation.
Someone close to you will start conflict about your plans for your future but you will stay holding on to it. Someone from your past will come in and you are going to be very cautious around them. You are contemplating about being blunt with someone. This is a person you like but you feel insecure about this new opportunity.
You are going to end up feeling balanced enough to speak to this person that you have been daydreaming about. Some sort of clarity is coming in that will cause conflict but you are you go try to stay in control even after this conflict lays a burden on you so you are going to take action in preparation of this situation.
Horoscope Archive Hilarious horrorscopes: Capricorn Capricorns are almost autistic: they are out of touch with their own, as well as. The FUNNY HOROSCOPE that reveals the light (or dark) side of your personality. Mostly hideously hilarious! Occasionally downright daft!.
You took a break from communicating with someone. Transformation is coming in that you have been patiently waiting for, allowing you to see things in a new perspective. You are going to be excited and determined to start manifesting. Sorting the signs into Hogwarts Houses:. A text suddenly brought him back to reality.
He chuckled and told her that he was going to order for her.
He got stubborn. She finally agreed and joked that she wanted something expensive.. He agreed without hesitation. She stared at the response and shook her head. There was no point fighting when he sets his mind in motion. He looked around and found a yellow shirt with a sunflower in the middle. He knew how much she loved sunflowers, and some pants. He wanted to give her the best present.
He always loved spoiling her like this. A Cancer stared at the mirror and looked back at his girlfriend in bed. He tried to flex and frowned. Suddenly he felt her arms wrapped around his waist and her head resting on his shoulder and smiled at the mirror with him.
Molly Given. Capricorns are always in the danger of giving too much importance to work and not giving enough attention to emotional satisfaction. Top definition. Contact seller. Capricorns are very intuitive.
I love you so much.. He smiled. A Capricorn arrived at the airport just in time for his girlfriend to walk out the doors. He hurriedly tried to get out only to forget to get snagged by the seatbelt.
He let out a big groan and hurried to break free. A car came by and almost hit him. He cussed and hurriedly ran to her. She looked at him and frowned and quickly hugged him tightly. These past couple of days without her was tough, he was just glad to be able to hold her again. A Gemini watched as his girlfriend watched in awe as his favorite band played live.
He watched as her eyes looked attentively as the band move and played their instruments in perfect harmony. He wanted so bad to kiss her, but he held his composure and just slowly reached for her hand, and she smiled and squeezed his hand back. A Leo looked at his girlfriend as she tries on a different dresses and she always comes back and asks for his honest opinion about it. He just smiles and nods at her every time she asks. Getting a little frustrated, she asks why he just nods and smiles.
She threw a shoe at him and shook her head. She hurries back into the dressing room flustered. A Libra sat in his office thinking about what he can possibly do to take out his girlfriend out. He wanted to make sure it was perfect and made a really good impact on her.
They feed off of the energy of others and love to make people smile and laugh. A Libra will certainly go to extreme lengths to get a laugh. She can turn almost any bland and non-amusing situation into a hilarious and rip-roaring story. She will be the one at a dinner party to tell funny anecdotes to the point where people will spit out their drinks from laughing so hard. Geminis love to tell jokes and will be the first one at a party to offer a joke up.
Expect a Gemini to be the first one to speak up if something embarrassing happens to you. But only meant in a way that she feels is non-judgmental just observatory to the situation. A Virgo can be the queen of sarcasm; she will use her humor to poke fun at herself and any situation she is in. Any bad situation that is going on in her life she will use as a funny anecdote to tell people. She will not be afraid of what people think about her in the moment; she uses humor as a way to not stress out about the situations that she is in.
An Aries has a very goofy and more upfront sense of humor. She will use her body language and mannerisms to get a laugh.
An Aries is funny primarily because she will show her humor through words but mostly through her actions. People find this quality to be entertaining and will most likely laugh and find joy when hanging out with an Aries. Leos tend to be humorous in situations but sometimes can be a little too much when they try to be funnier than normal. She will use exaggeration and lots of adjectives to create a funny story. Pisces love to tell long-winded and entertaining stories. The problem with Leo is that she can get a little carried away. A Taurus is very passive with her humor.
She can be funny without trying but people have to be paying very close attention. Being a stubborn sign can hinder her humor if she feels that no one will find what she has to say funny. While she feels that she is being funny and cheeky others can perceive it as a little insulting and mean.
Capricorns should try and show a little more humor to others and learn to try and laugh at herself.